Stranger Things

Uncle Joe had a photographic memory.

Things like birth and death dates hung like jewels

on the many-branched family tree

he tended.

In random conversation

with those among us

still living, people and

their dates were important

to him as were

their places.

His mind

held a map of world facts

& histories,  

wars

geographies, the lessons

of generals. He could recall

the day of the week, the exact date,

the restaurant, the sub par food service,

and the hotel

where he stayed 45 years ago on

a rare visit to meet his grand

nieces in Chapel Hill. He

knew the way.  He’d navigated

bigger city streets by

some miracle of

having studied and retained

Triple A

street guides with a magnifier

20 years prior.

He eschewed help

refused his cane, though

he could not see the sidewalk

in front of him. He

had superpowers

and good luck.

and no names for

his strangeness in those

days before I was

born.  And after.  And so, he was

just Joe. 

“That’s just Joe”,

the elders said. And while

I never understood him or

warmed to his bombast,

his trivia sharing, I knew

he just wanted to keep

track of our comings and goings,

offer us Almanacs on birthdays,

the Guinness Book

of World Records at

Christmas.   

It was through Joe

I learned a man

pulled a train with

his beard, and

there were

shorter

longer

wider

largest

smallest

tallest

things

and

highest

oldest

most of

rarest

fastest

slowest

kinds of

eaters and talkers

and people and animals

who knew how to balance

plates and basketballs

on the tip

of a toothbrush,

while walking in the dark

using echolocation.

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