It peeves, it bothers, agitates
annoys, it irks, exasperates
It nettles, riles, galls, and vexes
Pisses me worse than careless exes
The back and forth on email, text is
Only trying for a luncheon plan
A walk, a meeting, where and when
Just name the place, we’ve got the time
The back and forth on who decides
We’re all pooped out with daily selections
Let’s just take turns and hold the onions
You say, you, no, YOU, who cares?
As long as there are outdoor chairs.
Early Morning Poems 