When I walk into a room, I immediately say I’ve got all the answers. Cock my head to the side and make breathy eye contact like a real sociopath*
from “DEMONSTRATE VALUE” by Amy Lawless (From Bibliomancy Oracle)
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Sure, that’s me. I can look you right in the eye, seduce you with a lie.
Like mama and daddy taught me, there’s more than one way to
skin a cat when the proverbial weather turns bad. Gully wash em with kindness
then grab what you can. You gotta take what you need cause nobody’s
givin’ it for free. Catch me in the act and I’ll just roll right over you with
my version of events, steamroll ya, baby, cause I can. Now THAT’S the truth.
When you’re broke as a dog’s hind leg and hungry as a goat there’s
nothin’ much a-stoppin’ these crooked wheels from turnin’. Ask me if I
care who gets hurt along the way. Nobody’s lookin’ out for me, buster, but me. I’m a one-dude self-sufficiency demo. Just trust me when I say you better not trust me.